jerrys1960 member
Joined: 23 Aug 2009 Posts: 256 Location: Philippines
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Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 4:54 pm Post subject: The End is Near! (joke) |
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THE END IS NEAR!!
A Baptist preacher and a Methodist pastor from two local churches are standing by the side of the road, feverishly pounding a hand-made sign into the ground.
The sign reads:
THE END IS NEAR
TURN AROUND NOW
BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE
As a car speeds past them, the driver yells:
"Leave us alone, you religious wackos!"
From the curve, they hear screeching tires and a big splash.
The Methodist turns to the Baptist and asks:
"Do you think the sign should just say 'Bridge Out'?" |
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