What Do You Think?

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Question:
Why are liberals and so many governments so hot for gun control laws?
Any Fool knows that criminals don't obey laws!

Answer:
Because it has the word CONTROL in it.

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Person 1:
Obama called the constitution an “outdated” and “deeply flawed document”.
Didn’t he take an oath to uphold the constitution?

Person 2:
He must have thought the word was “HOLDUP”.

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Person 1:
Why are Democrats so afraid of the Tea Party?

Person 2:
Because they want the government to obey the constitution.

Person 1:
Is that like asking atheists to obey the Ten Commandments?

Person 2:
Oh, it is far worse.

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Person 1:
Why are Democrats so afraid of the Tea Party?

Person 2:
Because they want the government to obey the constitution.

Person 1:
Is that like asking atheists to obey the Ten Commandments?

Person 2:
Oh, it is far worse.

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Person 1:
Why are Democrats so afraid of the Tea Party?

Person 2:
Because they want the government to obey the constitution.

Person 1:
Is that like asking atheists to obey the Ten Commandments?

Person 2:
Oh, it is far worse.

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Person 1:
Aren’t you proud to have a black president?

Person 2:
Not really . . .
His mother was white.
His father was Kenyan.
He grew up in Indonesia and went to muslim schools.
. . .
He has about as much in common with Black Americans as White people do with Polar Bears.

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Person 1:

Nixon used the IRS to target political enemies, and they were going to impeach him for it.
Obama used the IRS to target political enemies, and nobody is doing jack about it.


Person 2:
Wait until the next democratic president . . .
The critics will be thrown to the lions in a colosseum.

Person 1:
With the media cheering.

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Person 1:
It’s like everything Obama does is backwards.

Person 2:
For example?

Person 1:
We should be arming the American people and giving Obamacare to the Syrian rebels.